The future's bright for reality tv?

[Goggle]

I thought mother-in-law jokes went out in the seventies?!

[totalshopaholic]

Yeah I agree, getting the interview is sometimes the difficult part. But that's what the fairy does well...she manages to get the interviews, which sometimes is enough, as the bloke did know how to perform during them, he just had trouble getting one in the first place!

It did amuse me how his wife openly admitted that she loves money though! Good on her haha I do too!

[Square Eyes]

I don't love money, I love what having it lets me do!

[Remote Hog]

I could do with learning a few secrets of how to make some though!

[totalshopaholic]

Ditto.

Although, I m temping this week in an empty office, answering a few phone calls an hour for a decent amount of money. Cant say I have a hard life really!

[Square Eyes]

I'm a finger in pies man, at the moment. I sell books, I sell words, I sell advice and opinion, I sell the occasional picture. etc etc. I hope to never go out and do a real days work ever again!

[Goggle]

Reminds me of that scene in Blackadder 2, when he has to make some money so he hangs around the docks, selling kisses to big dirty sailors.

[alfsgag]

as i am working around grimbsy docks i might give that a go anyone know the going rate!!

[Square Eyes]

Not sure, but you can probably get the shortfall made up with tax credits.

[alfsgag]

if only square. well past my sell buy date to get them!!

[Goggle]

Not retired are you alf? If not, you can deffo still get tax creds, you don't need kids you know?

[Square Eyes]

He's right, Alf. Male prostitution is supported by the state now. I suppose it has to be, what with so many MPs using the service!

[alfsgag]

im in a hole with you two now.ill stop digging!!will stop shouting"hello sailor"at strange men!!promise.

[totalshopaholic]

When will I be old enough to know what a taz credit is?!

[Square Eyes]

Not sure about 'taz credit', Tax credits however, I think you have to be over 25.